Some fresh ladies rockin’ some Bullshairts at Lollapalooza 2011, Chicago, IL
3/4 Lebron
Widely known as the shirt that put Bullshairts on the map, this “3/4 Lebron” image continues to stir up a heated debate between NBA purists and disgruntled Darwinists. Once Lebron wins his first ring, this T-shirt will be discontinued…so feel free to order several hundred of them to hoard in your basement.
Pants
People have been wearing pants worldwide since as far back as the early 1950′s. Along with Mathematics and Love, Pants are currently the 3rd known universal language of the Human Race.
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Preheat the Oven
Experts predict that by early 2015 this T-shirt will no longer be cool to wear in public. If you order immediately, you can still get nearly 4 years of wearing pleasure.
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Gasolstrich
The full story of the enigmatic Gasolstrich is quite disturbing, but you can read about it HERE
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Flying Buttress
Like many of the Bullshairts T-shirts, the Flying Buttress shirt has special healing properties. As a cure for flat feet, try stuffing this shirt into your favorite tennis shoes for extra arch support.
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Walrus Party
When is the last time you did something nice for a walrus? Just admit it, every time you see one on TV you just point and laugh.
So when the species is extinct soon, are you still going to laugh? Buy a walrus T-shirt and at least you’ll have something to blow your nose with and wipe your tears when you get the painful news.
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Ham and Vodka on Wheels
A recent study by Johns Hopkins University found that less than .008 % of the population has experienced an evening with both Ham and Vodka. With this shirt we are doing a small part to help increase these embarrassing numbers.
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Brian Wilson
An ode to Brian Wilson at the ESPYs
Ladies Love the Snout
The janitor that sweeps up around the Bullshairts warehouse has Tourette’s Syndrome. “Ladies Love the Snout” is one of the phrases he likes to shout at us when we walk by. We turned it into a shirt but we still don’t know what it really means.
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